ROBERTO(BOB)12/13/19 wit stuff

Hello there! I’m just going to say nothing could have prepared me for what happened today. And right now I’m standing at the edge of a beach of St. Matthew Island. So I'm standing on the edge of this road and I see a few black SUVs pass by and I know that there full of some high ranking people, and I'm just a chief scientist in my division so I wonder if I might ever reach that rank. But for now, I have nothing to do. [[GO ON]]

So I can go to the Food Place (thats realy what it's called)or go to Jeff's dorm, Jeff is my best friend. [[go to dorm]] [[go to food place]]

As you walk toward his dorm well, nothing happens. So when you arrive remember Jeff has been talking a lot about his new "state of the art" intruder defence system soo now is your chance you can get to go Food Place. [[yes]] or [[no0o0o0o0o]]

Until you arrive at Food Place! you walk in when you trip and do a complete Willy-Wanka entrance. Ahh, nothing like embarrassing myself in front of a restaurant full of people. YAY(I'm just gonna sob in the corner, don't mind me) "Hi" I say sheepishly. The everybody AND I MEAN EVERYBODY face-palmed. I felt my face go red really red. "Sooo, let's go to the lab, shall we?" Then I see one of me and Jeffs friends exit the bathroom, "Hi Neil!" I call. He responds appropriately by saying “Did silo 2-A have a nuclear meltdown again? I could have sworn I heard a reactor go off” And with my face as red as the British 51st Regiment of Foot. (Second Yorkshire West Riding) We walked off to the facility. [[walk & arrive]]

yay U WAN, wait, NO U SUUUUUUUUUUCK U LOST [[the end]] CLICK THIS TO GET AN AMIZING PRIZE, JUST KEEP CLICKING FOR 100 TIMES!!!!!!! C: [[CLICK]]

You head back to Food Place. [[YES PEASENT CONTINUE]] [[no0o0o0o0o]]

OK C: open da dooo[[o]]oor [[OPEN!]]

Ok JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ [[go to food place]]

U WIN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY [[the end]] [[go to winner place!!!]]

As you open the dorm you hear a sharp “[[click]]” when a punching glove nails you in the gut, THEN IN THE FACE, then both at the same time. Which now it feels like a nuclear bomb went off in my body. [[YELL "OOOOOOOOF"]]

YAY, IF YOU KEEP CLICKING YOU WILL FIND A PRIZE [[the end]] [[CLICK]] [[YAY, I WON]]

CLICK AGAIN [[CLICK]]

if you hit the other one, it was realy an endless loop or is it, if you dont realy bilive click "click" [[CLICK]]

WANT CONTINUE ONWARD YES OR NO. [[YES]] [[NO]]

U WENT TO WINNERS PLACE [[go to winner place!!!]]

GO BACK [[GO BACK]]

[[OPEN!]]

When about 1,101 ants crawl on top of me, AND I SWEAR THEY SAID, "FIX BAYONETS, MAKE READY" "CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" All the stingers sink into your skin sending pain, like getting stung by 1,101 ants... oh, I am! SO THAT'S WHY IT HURTS! Then I in the span of a millisecond, everything goes black, and your eyes roll up to the back of your head. You yell, "HOLY SHAVAKADO, IM BLIND, LORD HELP ME" then you fall dead. [[YAy.............ish]]

As I walk through the sliding doors, I give everybody whos, not in my division high-fives. And everybody who was, well I may have told them to go to work. I walk into my office and crash out on my office chair and start watch videos on my phone. [[continue]]

When a new guy bust down the door. That's when I realized that Jeff most likely put a "Bust down this door for ransom" (It's like a kick me sign, but for doors) He scared me so much I threw my phone behind me and yelled, "YOU SAW NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YOU! Ummmmm, oh sorry," I said. He responds with, "Ummm, so you know the napoleon ant species? the modified Dolichoderus ant one? well, soo like There leader Fiyer ant has escaped." "Oh" I started worrying, it was our first specimen. 50x the size of a normal ant queen. I had two options, wait and let it unfold and deny it ever happened. or risk my reputation and try and find the ant. [[wait and let it unfold and deny it ever happened]] [[risk my reputation to try and find a ant]]

Well soo, the ant made it to Russia. There was a nuclear silo meltdown. And OF COURSE, the mushroom cloud had the shape of a flag. 50 stars. and red white and blue. Soo, Nato is responding to the European problem. and the U.s and Japan and Australia are gonna try and hold the Pacific. So far? Were evacuating. And I did so far manage to deny things, but who knows what's in store for me? well soo, the ant made it to Russia. There was a nuclear silo meltdown. and OF COURSE, the mushroom cloud had the shape of a flag. 50 stars. And red white and blue. Soo, Nato is responding to the European problem. and the U.s and Japan and Australia are gonna try and hold the Pacific. So far? Were evacuating. And I did so far manage to deny things, but who knows what's in store for me? [[the end]]

You run out into the hall. And I find the ant, I have two options. I can stomp it(most likely stoping world disaster)or put it back in the enclosure, as well most likely risking your career. [[squash DA bug]] [[put it back in the encosure]]

go to winners place I HOPE YOU ENJOYED! [[go to winner place!!!]]

I squash the bug(A.K.A jump on it), and of course, it's my luck that there is SOMEONE to see the bug die. well, at least I stopped world destruction(or not, how am I supposed to know. WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF!?) well, I got fired, destroying specimens and all. [[the end]]

Sooooo, I put it back in the habitat. I can put it back in the center of the colony. Or just leave it at the edge of the habitat. Or leave on a vessel and forget what just happened. [[put it back]] [[leave at the edge]] [[leave on a ship]]

I walk out and then fall on the floor in pain, and I’ll let you guess why. I was sent to the infirmary with a lot of red welts. [[the end]]

You end up getting fired. ARGH. this is a cruel world we live in. Now, I'm gonna cry in the corner of the room [[the end]]

I hop on a ship to leave when a rock gets in the way, I can warn the helmsman, or not. [[warn the Helmsman]] [[just leave it]]

You hit the rock and the giant ant cracks the hull open and roars on the bow of the ship. How it got there? I am in no IQ to tell you. [[the end]]

You warn him just in time and you make it to anchorage and mannege to avoid the investigation. [[the end]]